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08/16/07

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I love lightbulb jokes. Here is a set customized for the Presbyterian Church experience.. Roll the cursor to the area to the left of the light bulbs to reveal the answers.

How Many Presbyterians

Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?


An equal number of ministers and elders


As many as it takes to get everyone home by noon


None. It's predestined to be in darkness


None. We don't want to be a More Light church


None. We refuse to take anything lightly.


Please see G-10.0202; G-10.0102n


We currently have 3 year study in process


We don't change them if they're naturally that way


We want to respect light bulbs, not change them


We've agreed to disagree on the number

By Christy Ramsey,  Copyright 1998, permission given to non-profit use as long as this by-line is included.

 


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